We now have a designated all weather ‘smokers den’, surrounded by a wooden fence, near the car park.
It's no joke - If you’re caught smoking in a banned area you could be fined £50 by the smoking police. You'll also be swiftly diciplined by the Club in no short measure.
Aside from being bad for your health, setting a bad example to children and showing no consideration for others, the Club would be fools to let anyone get away with it, especially considering that we could face a £2,500 fine if we fail to stop you.
The Club could also be charged on-the-spot fines of £200 if they fail to display no-smoking signs, with the penalty increasing to £1,000 if the issue goes to court.